Five Crazy Home Defense Weapons You Didn't Know You Needed
5. Shinwa White Knight Damascus
You wake up just in time to hear the front door creaking open. You reach to the side of your bed and unsheath your Shinwa katana. Suddenly the burglar coming through the front door armed with a screwdriver doesn’t look so menacing after all. He looks up in time to see you running full speed out of your bedroom with this scary katana held over your head with two hands, and he’s out the door and back on his Huffy like the end of days has arrived. Not to mention if you did have to cut something with this katana, that razor-sharp black Damascus steel blade would slice right through most anything. So, go ahead and put this one on your list of things you need under your bed for emergencies.
5. Shinwa White Knight Damascus
You wake up just in time to hear the front door creaking open. You reach to the side of your bed and unsheath your Shinwa katana. Suddenly the burglar coming through the front door armed with a screwdriver doesn’t look so menacing after all. He looks up in time to see you running full speed out of your bedroom with this scary katana held over your head with two hands, and he’s out the door and back on his Huffy like the end of days has arrived. Not to mention if you did have to cut something with this katana, that razor-sharp black Damascus steel blade would slice right through most anything. So, go ahead and put this one on your list of things you need under your bed for emergencies.
4. M48 Kommando Survival Hammer
You might ask yourself, “What is a survival hammer?” A survival hammer is this work of art from United Cutlery’s M48 Kommando line that allows you to survive in tough situations. It can be used as a walking staff or it could be used to break the arm of an attacker who was reaching for your safe full of Benjamins. The head is cast of 2cr13 stainless steel with five penetrating strikes that dominate whatever it strikes. In our testing it went straight through hard metal car hoods and car doors, we’d hate to see what it would do to a person. If you scared the burglar into a closet, you could always use this to knock the door down also. For that reason this awesome hammer makes number four on our list.
4. M48 Kommando Survival Hammer
You might ask yourself, “What is a survival hammer?” A survival hammer is this work of art from United Cutlery’s M48 Kommando line that allows you to survive in tough situations. It can be used as a walking staff or it could be used to break the arm of an attacker who was reaching for your safe full of Benjamins. The head is cast of 2cr13 stainless steel with five penetrating strikes that dominate whatever it strikes. In our testing it went straight through hard metal car hoods and car doors, we’d hate to see what it would do to a person. If you scared the burglar into a closet, you could always use this to knock the door down also. For that reason this awesome hammer makes number four on our list.
3. Medieval Spiked War Club
Sure this looks like something out of the basement pawn shop seen on Pulp Fiction, but it’s also something you’d rather not see coming at you in the middle of the night as well. If a gigantic wooden hammer on the end of a baseball-bat-sized handle wasn’t enough, we’ll go ahead and put some metal spikes on the end of that sucker as well. We think “bone breaking” is probably the term that best describes this medieval devastation deliverer. For that reason we put this Spiked war club at number 3 on the list.
3. Medieval Spiked War Club
Sure this looks like something out of the basement pawn shop seen on Pulp Fiction, but it’s also something you’d rather not see coming at you in the middle of the night as well. If a gigantic wooden hammer on the end of a baseball-bat-sized handle wasn’t enough, we’ll go ahead and put some metal spikes on the end of that sucker as well. We think “bone breaking” is probably the term that best describes this medieval devastation deliverer. For that reason we put this Spiked war club at number 3 on the list.
2. M48 Kommando Talon Survival Spear
M48 Kommando products are riding high on our list of home defense weapons! This spear is based on the same handle as the M48 Survival Hammer, but instead of a bone breaking hammer, it offers an 8? razor-sharp, double-sided stainless steel blade that was engineered for deep penetration. Keep the attacker at a distance with the 44 1/8? reach you’ll have with this spear! It’s like having an extension of your arm, capable of cutting off others’ arms. It even includes a molded rubber sheath to keep you from cutting off any of your own fingers while its in storage. So, we’ve placed this spear on number two of our list.
2. M48 Kommando Talon Survival Spear
M48 Kommando products are riding high on our list of home defense weapons! This spear is based on the same handle as the M48 Survival Hammer, but instead of a bone breaking hammer, it offers an 8? razor-sharp, double-sided stainless steel blade that was engineered for deep penetration. Keep the attacker at a distance with the 44 1/8? reach you’ll have with this spear! It’s like having an extension of your arm, capable of cutting off others’ arms. It even includes a molded rubber sheath to keep you from cutting off any of your own fingers while its in storage. So, we’ve placed this spear on number two of our list.
1. Historic Spiked Club
For the number one craziest home defense weapon, we think this spiked club takes the cake. It’s pretty much a short baseball bat, which is already a fearsome weapon, but with an additional 21 forged metal spikes protruding from it. If you don’t think this club is genuinely bad ass, just check out what it did the the cantaloupe in the video below. Just don’t drop this club on your hardwood floor or you’ll be looking for someone to refinish it soon!
1. Historic Spiked Club
For the number one craziest home defense weapon, we think this spiked club takes the cake. It’s pretty much a short baseball bat, which is already a fearsome weapon, but with an additional 21 forged metal spikes protruding from it. If you don’t think this club is genuinely bad ass, just check out what it did the the cantaloupe in the video below. Just don’t drop this club on your hardwood floor or you’ll be looking for someone to refinish it soon!
